Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023

Funky

Someone or something with a unique taste🤓

Wow! There you are pretty funky

by Moist chocolate chip December 1, 2017

funky tribe

A mafia or cartel organization specifically known for killing or torturing people for uploading it online, and is in a neighborhood.
Origins from the funkytown gore video; I highly advise you DO NOT WATCH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCE.

Carl: There was a funky tribe down our neighborhood!
Jane: OMG, true! It was on the news that the killers posted a video in LiveLeak, and they were a part of a mafia group. I'm pretty sure they're arrested...

by tbh.hello.lol August 23, 2024

funky fresh

(Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way

Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)

by DiscordReject4 February 28, 2025

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025