Flying bacon Sandwich

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010

the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009

with flying colours

to pass an exam perfectly

- How is your exam in biology?
- I passed it with flying colours!

by _A_lison_ January 28, 2014

Flying Unicorn

A sexual position that produces almost no pleasure for either of the two participants. A male must insert his testicles (both are mandatory) into the females anal cavity while she is on all fours. Thusly his erect penis will protrude from her cheeks creating the unicorns horn. The man can then spread his arms, or "wings" outwards placing the finishing touches on the flying unicorn.

Kevin elegantly spread his wings atop his glistening steed of a unicorn, who was quite the hot little number, creating the perfect Flying Unicorn.

by Klusky May 15, 2005

Flying Moses

A fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.

When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).

Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.

Fat guy: I'm going to go crowd surfing!
Friend #1: Don't do it!
*Fat Guy jumps of stage*
Crowd: SHIT!
*Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy*
*Fat Guy falls on his face*
Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass?

by lonercs June 19, 2010

fringus maximus

the ultimate fringe player. someone on the periphery of a group, often many groups, but who tries excessively hard to become involved. to be avoided at all social costs. unversed in most types of banter or in-joke. a general embarrassment and fuckwit.

he's a fucking fringus maximus

by 505150 August 9, 2010

Flying Dutchman

A sex position that invovles the man sitting naked and the woman getting a running start, maximum 5 steps, and leaps onto the mans cock, resembling the floating ghost ship

Honey I know you love Pirates of the Carribean do lets do the Flying Dutchman

by jahdhd71 January 23, 2020