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Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009
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Shart Cult

The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.
Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways
by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 3, 2018
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Shart Stain

Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.
I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons
by shartstain69 October 10, 2011
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jello shart

Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.
Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"

Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"

Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"

Alli: "My pants are brown...."
by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010
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Oral Shart

Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.
Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.
by Patty Mayonnaise September 15, 2015
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shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth
Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.
by CTuggie September 30, 2015
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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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