The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.
by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 04, 2018
A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
by shartstain69 October 10, 2011
Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"
Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"
Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"
Alli: "My pants are brown...."
Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"
Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"
Alli: "My pants are brown...."
by Sac Shittles February 05, 2010
A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.
by Bad C dev March 01, 2021
Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 07, 2017
Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 08, 2017