dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017

ass cushion

The bottom cushion in a car seat where yor ass rests.

As opposed to the companion"back cushion"

"When my girl crashed my car she shit herself which ruined the ass cushion in my caddy."

by Mike Cheezmar December 06, 2012

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 01, 2020

Ass Haller

Someone who halls ass.

Bob Barker is sure an ass haller!

by Freshboi87 October 30, 2018

Cool ass

A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool

*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK

by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019

ass tissue

Ass tissue, noun

Ass tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your ass after taking a shit and wiping it with a crappy brand toilet paper. People usually discover they have ass tissue on their ass during showers or baths.

Mother: Johny! Why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?

Johny: Sorry I had ass tissue since I took a quick dump before taking my bath.

Mother: CLEAN IT UP!!!

by namestealer1337 October 29, 2009

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 02, 2011