Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
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Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
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Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
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Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe
by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021
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It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)
Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”
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