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Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.
Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!
by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018
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the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.
Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.
by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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glory rag

A rag used to catch a guy’s cum.
Make sure to grab a glory rag before jacking off.

I’ve been using the same glory rag for years.
by Zarabarks February 20, 2022
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glory-eve

A beautiful girl inside and out who is funny and fun to be around always supportive and is my bestfriend I love you Pumba

~simba 😘
"glory-eve" -lovable
by Hakuna matata November 30, 2013
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glory dong

When his dick so heavenly
Dude Ronny has glory dong
by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016
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glory cup

When a minimum of 3 or more men ejaculate into a cup and the man who took the longest to ejaculate must drink the contents of the cup.
In order to join the fraternity, Richard had to partake in the ritual of the glory cup.
by Nomdeplume September 6, 2016
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