After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
Get the Frosted Flakemug. There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!
by Danlod May 22, 2017
Get the flake newsmug. A person who makes plans with you but then has the balls to make other plans and tell you that they made new plans and your plans no longer work. They think this kind of behaviour is normal and that a simple sorry is suitable.
Georgiana, is such a stupid flake. She makes plans and then asks her son what he wants to do and all he wants to do is play video games because his mom is a lazy stupid cow who doesnt know how to raise a kid let alone her arm. So she cancels because her kid is playing videogames with his friends online. Fuck you, Georgiana. You stupid fat cow.
by Allmyfriendsarescumbags April 22, 2019
Get the Flakemug. by LazarusBob August 23, 2020
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. Someone who You invite then constantly changes plans to not come and or when you do invite them they never agree to come
I invited my friend to come and last min they cancelled, with a lame excuse such a flake.
Or you never agree to do anything you are super flaky.
Or you never agree to do anything you are super flaky.
by The1DON January 12, 2020
Get the Flakemug. by EvanZav September 19, 2009
Get the hippo flakesmug. by Booty flake man November 4, 2020
Get the Booty Flakemug.