Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

Lightning McQueen Fast

Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.

Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

Gotta Go Fast

Refers to a Tool Assisted Speedrun (TAS) of a Sonic game.

The TAS gave a new meaning to Gotta Go Fast.

by Zde829 December 26, 2021

Fast ass bitch

A stupid ass bitch who jumps to conclusions and overthinks everything

Girl: you never wanna hangout you’re a terrible friend

Guy: you accused me of being a bad friend, you fast ass bitch

by Dannydavito December 28, 2021

Think fast chucklenuts!

Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.

"Think fast chucklenuts!"

by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023

Fast food Mommies

Women that target men that work in the fast food world for their free food benefits.

Them Fast food mommies be macin for them big macs.

by Use someone else's name June 20, 2023

fast food steer

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

by Willy S. December 24, 2007