Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Farming Drinks

“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink”

Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”

Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”

by Pugnacious January 10, 2025

Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend

Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

“Faringdon community college” definition: foccused commited caring

by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025

Farbling

When you fart in a pool or bath tub and when the bubbles come up you peck them with your nose.

When Meredith was in her pool and blasted out a big fart, she started farbling as soon as the bubbles came up exclaiming I just got 5 points!!!

by Gabe from West Chester March 16, 2025

Fartington

person that farts alot, usually a dude, female rarely (0.000000000000000000000000000000000009% of happening 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

that guy is a fartington!

by john pseudonyayayyayaya dangit January 23, 2026

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011