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Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
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swap of faith

when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.
1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"
by hamham2q983092323 August 3, 2010
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Keep The Faith

Keep the faith in MCR, it might just be the best thing that you ever do.
by The Rumor May 2, 2008
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Gizmo, Faith

Is a Pimp, Greater than all, a superior human being.
"Gizmo has been pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin"
by F.Vickers August 12, 2003
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Old Faithful

After taking the girl's nose ring out, finish in her mouth after receiving oral, then tickle the young lady creating a geyser-like eruption out of the side of her nose, similar to Old Faithful.
Redface observed the magical beauty of the impressive spray that came out of Kelly's nose when he gave her an Old Faithful.
by Red Face December 2, 2007
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hope and faith

a really boring show about some sisters owning a catering bussniess and raiseing kids or something and fucking each other
guy 1:hey did you watch hope and faith?
guy:2 no that shit is boring as hell
by lowwww February 22, 2008
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Faith

Faiths are evil. They will take everything and you have to be smarter then them to get revenge. They will turn all against you. You will wait and wait until the end and it won’t come. So you will try, for a second time to destroy them.

Because faiths play dirty. They won’t fabricate , they’ll only tell the truth which is somehow worst.

They are nasty, whiny, potentially friendless bitches. They are good at getting into fights with their friends. They suck. They are the fucking worst.

If you ever incounter one, don’t hesitate to be extremely mean to them. Be as cruel as possible and show them that you can’t be hatched against.

They will plan plans, and they will fucking go through with them.
I’m worried she’s gon be a faith
by Bakuhoeeeeey is amazing July 14, 2019
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