An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
by Phatho May 21, 2017
An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.
Ethan, I hate you.
by actualslut222 March 03, 2019
An annoying twat who can’t keep a girl for one second Without lying to her. He will never grow up and be irresponsible for EVER. Fuck all Ethans.
by S.e.re.n.a June 04, 2020
Ethan, let’s just say Ethan is athletic but also a little nerdy. He is not “hot” but rather cute and like able. He won’t steal your girl ( he probable will though) and is loyal and faithful. He probably tall and skinny but also powerful and strong. Ethan is also a little cocky and can get ahead of himself sometimes, Ethan can a little hard get to know but once you get to know him he can be a real charmer. Ethan is not a class clown or anything like that, but funny in his own way.
No example present. Ethan
by I is special January 16, 2018
A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass
That bitch is such an Ethan
by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019
Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
by Elog June 05, 2019