ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool

yeet he is the gay like ethan

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019

Ethan

Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet

Girl 1:Ethan is so sweet
Girl 2: I know he's so kind

by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019

Ethan

A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.

Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared

by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019

Ethan

the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.

“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”

by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020

Ethan

Stupid nigger who need to hang himself

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger

by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.

“You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”

by Elog June 5, 2019

Ethan

A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.

Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”

Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”

by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019