eskimo-in-laws

Eskimo-in-law: two men have had sex with twin sisters.

Person 1. M and G are Eskimo-in-laws now.

Person 2. How? What’s that?

Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.

Person 2. That’s crazy!

by Jimmy Epstien October 22, 2019

Eskimo cousins

When you fuck cousins

Dude, did you hear Emma and Hope fucked cousins? Yea, their Eskimo cousins now.

by Debby Ryand April 10, 2021

eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation

Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's

by onmychest101 November 20, 2013

Eskimo Couch

A snow made outdoor piece of furniture. They are typically long and cold and full of seamen.

"I can't wait to get this fishing boat back to land and put my feet up on my Eskimo couch!"

by Beboppsi January 29, 2022

Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024

Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.

“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town

by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022

Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.

I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.

by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019