Eskimo Blast

When a sultry Woman of Alaskan or Eskimo descent squirts in your face, when she achieves an orgasm.

Eric's wife gave him an Eskimo Blast, for his birthday.

by BeccaJean December 23, 2020

Eskimo Social

When two or more guys who have all had sexual relations with the same female get together and talk about their sexual experience with said woman.

I ran into two guys at the grocery store who both slept with Stephanie. We all met up at the bar for an eskimo social later. Wow she is disgusting.

by eeby1 March 9, 2016

eskimo shuffle

The eskimo shuffle refers to an iconic dance move in eskimo culture during the late 1700's. Eskimos would freeze their hands together behind their back and would chase after penguins in what was considered the antartic's first push towards global sporting recognition with their proposal to the olympic games getting rejected under the claims that it was more of a dance and less of a sport. The eskimo's, obviously distraught over the sheer lack of respect to their culture banded together and set out to destroy their fierce rivals at the time. The Jamaican jig had a much wider spread of influence and mass appeal to those with restricted access to penguins and was their number 1 competition in achieving global recognition through the eskimo shuffle.

look at that person do the eskimo shuffle in the club, hes crazy with it

by realeskimoshuffle July 20, 2023

Eskimo Cousins

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond

Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS

by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020

Eskimo Starpucker

When you go in for a sniff before you eat the ass and you get a little sphincter kiss on the tip of your nose.

I was getting ready to eat Lisa’s ass and she gave me a cute little Eskimo Starpucker. I tell you Jerry, I’m gonna marry that girl.

by Jackmarriot Tacktheratrix December 23, 2021

Eskimo brother

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.

Winston, "Hey Kang, we both had sex with Tiff!"

Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"

by Winchez July 24, 2024

eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024