Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.

I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!

by lamecakes February 10, 2008

Going Eskimo

When given the option to sit or to stand, you choose to stand.

person 1: Hey, man. wanna sit?

person 2: no thanks man, i'm going eskimo.

by bistro May 4, 2008

Dirty Eskimo

Taking a shit outside in the snow, then wiping your ass with a snowball and throwing it at someone. The muddier the poop, the dirtier the Eskimo.

The unsuspecting skiers on the chairlift got dirty eskimo'd by a snowboarder in the woods.

by Conman520 March 1, 2010

Fuzzy Eskimo

The act of taking a shit into a condom, then freezing the shit filled condom and using it as a dildo.

Russell made the fuzzy Eskimo, so Deanna could use it as a dildo.

by celthagod May 9, 2019

Dirty Eskimo

Dropping a large, long "lincoln log" dump and freezing it solid.

Then using it as an anal dildo while you bang your favorite girl.

"Keep out my freezer, I'm prepping a Dirty Eskimo"

by MonkeyChamp June 21, 2012

crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

Alaskan Eskimo Hug

When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.

Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by tonebay August 16, 2011