elephantitis

it's when your balls are big and saggy. Anyway, you guys got the rhyme wrong both times.
Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls...hang...low?

by Colleen March 26, 2003

elephant dance

The turn of the century brought a whole new meaning to the elephant dance. No longer did men rely on the antiquated "elephant chain," but rather found self expression in the modern version, usually performed while drunk.

To perform the elephant dance, a man turns out his pockets and allows his penis to hang out of his zipper. Then he spreads his legs apart and shakes his body and arms much like the Harlem Shake in an attempt to swing the "trunk" in circles (similar to the world renown meat-spin video).

Said to have originated in Charlotte, NC.

Last night Ray Ray got plastered and tried to do the elephant dance for some strippers.

by Pepper Jack March 25, 2009

Elephant Fucker

A Slut who needs the largest cock she can find. Monster cock whore!

Man That bitch is such an elephant fucker , did you see her swallow that monster cock in her ass.

by eightballplayboy January 19, 2010

Elephant man

A drawing of male sexual organs resembling a smiley face.

The elephant man is a drawing that resembles a smiley face, a penis, and boobs. I draw it often, like on desks and walls at school. It realy confuses people...funny

by Layne Whyte December 16, 2006

Russian elephant stomp

This happens when a man is about to "cum" the girl stomps her foot on the guys ball sack as he releases.

when you want to feel the sensation of the organs in the prostate so to intensify it you give me the russian elephant stomp.

by sodanification March 1, 2011

elephantitus

Abnormal size of an object. Frequently referring to the size of testicles or ass.

See also (E.S.S.) Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome.

Taking steroids will keep elephantitus of the testicles in check.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

Elephanticide

The act of murdering elephants strictly for pleasure and not for use of their ivory.

Hey bro, I went to Africa the other day and one thing led to another and I went elephanticide mode.

by Upclawdamus July 14, 2011