crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs

by 42069salt March 11, 2018

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Traditional eggs benedict with the substitution of real bacon in place of the Canadian ham. Arnold is the pig from Green Acres.

Since I have an aversion to Canadian ham, I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold.

by BaJinxy December 27, 2011

eggo waffle

The bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.

yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.

Tom once ate an Eggo Waffle, and said "dios mio! man, these things are delicious!"

by .,.,.,. April 28, 2008

eggs

a synonym for testicles, such as fruits, plums, balls, knackers, two veg, orbs, conkers, leftie and righty, the crown jewels, the twins

she sucked the eggs off me

by k.dis May 16, 2006

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

eggs over easy

when someone recieves fellatio, spooges in the receivers mouth and then dunks the testies into the mouth. preferably the girl tongues them

When a guy is really stressed out he likes his eggs over easy.

by jamesey. July 13, 2007

Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009