Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
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the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..
Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
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Get the toilet paper eggs mug.Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
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Get the Eggs Benedict mug.Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
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