Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!

by UFC ears December 20, 2020

Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.

We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.

by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021

Ear thrump

The act of having sex with someone ear gages, while hitting them in them neck with your penis

As soon as it got my gages my boyfriend started to ear thrump me

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018