SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.

My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!

by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021

Ear thrump

The act of having sex with someone ear gages, while hitting them in them neck with your penis

As soon as it got my gages my boyfriend started to ear thrump me

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.

"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira

by papi p January 20, 2020

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019