Cotton-eyed hoe

A prostitute with cataracts

That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!

by LateKissy January 03, 2016

one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

by otcsofaking May 22, 2011

One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

by Captain Commie July 30, 2003

Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

by specialpants December 27, 2015

Cotton Eyed Joe

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

by Giggletits October 28, 2017

one-eyed-dragon

Male reproductive organ; penis.

She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.

by pycckuu555 January 08, 2011

Black Eyed Susan

Loud mouth house wife.

person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.

by Skags123 March 26, 2007