A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.
"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009
Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj April 12, 2016
A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking
by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020
She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.
When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.
by BungusChungus May 03, 2018
The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.
by Ale07 March 03, 2012
The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.
(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”
by Flextramile December 16, 2021