A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.
Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.
by Jon The Monkey King. March 1, 2009
Get the Dike Dudemug. A variation on duder, a dude-ler is simply a dude. He could be your homie, your pot dealer, your neighbor, or he could be some guy you just met. A dude-ler could be any guy. Often, it is used as a term of endearment between male friends. It does not refer to females, usually.
by Vector51 April 16, 2011
Get the Dude-lermug. 
by Mommolasucks October 12, 2021
Get the Ciao dudemug. A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011
Get the Two's or Dudesmug. Someone with a beard that grows at an alarmingly long rate.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.
by Lionwuss May 21, 2008
Get the Whisker Dudemug. an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.
Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
by ShakingBeetle December 4, 2010
Get the Dude...HURTIN'mug.