Someone with a beard that grows at an alarmingly long rate.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods