hit the donks

Leave the room slowly and quietly or make huge scene

I hit the donks running up and down the football feild

by Bacon Pickles July 14, 2018

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.

Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."

by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018

Donk

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by anonymous December 28, 2023

Joinky donk joinker

A someone is spoinking and feels joinky, who is also a retarded spazmoid.

"Jeff was a joinky donk joinker at the fact that he couldn't solve 1 + 1."

by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid January 11, 2024

Donk

A modified Chevrolet Caprice or Impala that's been given the high-riser treatment. This includes huge wheels (24-inches is the bare minimum), low-profile tires, and plenty of ground clearance.

Dude, yesterday I saw this granny riding a donk! How'd she even get into that thing?

by Ikea 23 February 1, 2023