detroit

Hometown of:
-The second worst Baseball team ever
(Seconded to the 62' mets)
-One of the 3 worst NFL teams ever
(The other 2 being Arizona/St. Louis
Cardinals and the New Orleans Saints)
-A shitty Basketball team that is doing OK right now.
AND
-THE BEST FUCKING HOCKEY TEAM TO EVER PUT ON SKATES!

The wings are the greeetes!

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

Detroit Thunder

whilst engaging in anal sex with your partner, begin spinning him/her in cirular manner around the penis while trhusting to create the thunder

I totally gave my roomate's best friend a Detroit thunder on his couch.(a fat chick)

Could you hear that Detroit thunder last night?

by Blain Warnack September 21, 2005

DEtroit

Because the majority of girls attending high school in Metropolitan Detroit are whorish and slutty, receiving a DEtroit is synonymous with getting head.

"Dude that drunk chick totally gave me a DEtroit last night..."

by longhornbluedevil January 26, 2009

Detroiting

To destroy the economy of a city, state, or country with horribly misguided economic policy.

Obama is Detroiting this country.
Obama has been Detroiting the country ever since he took office.

by Peter999 August 25, 2013

Detroit Red Wings

The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.

The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.

by Dan69 December 14, 2008

Detroit Dumbell

Having vaginal sex with a girl then shoving it in her anus and hitting her in the back of the head with a dumbell once she starts to scream, thus knocking the girl unconsious so the man can have peaceful anal sex.

Joel: Dude, I hooked up with Jen last night. She's never been into anal sex.
Billy: How'd you get her to do it, man?
Joel: Simple. I gave her the Detroit Dumbell once she started to scream.

by pinkjjk May 13, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

by HockeyChick June 11, 2005