North Dakota

The freezing hell of a state that no one wants to live in. There's literally nothing to do here. This place truly sucks, the only people who say that its okay are the ones that have never left it. Some facts about North Dakota are:

It has 8 months of winter followed by 2 weeks of spring, 3 months of summer, and 2 weeks of fall. Rinse and repeat cycle.

It only has 3 major cities, which are more like big towns than cities, Minot, Bismark, and Fargo. With little villages sprinkled on the highways.

Every single grade you have to learn about how fucking Lewis and Clark "discovered" the wester side of America. I've learn about it 4 times already, 4 FUCKING TIMESS AHHHHH.

Overall, North Dakota can go fuck itself.

Friend: What's North Dakota like?
You: so...cold....dying....please....help me....

by Dragon_Queen7878 September 19, 2020

yankton, south dakota

Noun
A small hick town where the guys think they're gangsters and the girls are ratchet. Population is about 14k

DAMN that town was like yankton, south dakota. All them wannabes man. That shit is crazy

by Prettymingo November 3, 2013

Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up

The act of masturbating to pornographic magazines while taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm glad they had porn mags in the bathroom, I really needed a Dirty South Dakota Stick-Up.

by Uncle Jarry January 14, 2011

berthold, north dakota

A dumb place with nothing to do. Really small and most have never heard of it. Nobody likes this place.

"hey, what should we do tonight in Berthold, North Dakota."
--"there is nothing to do in Berthold."
"OK, let's leave."

by Best Berthold Resident March 31, 2009

North Dakota Sepreme

The process of going into a pasture and boning catle repeatedly untill they die.

them damn kids keep coming on my and doing North Dakota Sepremes to all my damn beef!

by beef boner February 19, 2011

north dakota residents

Dumbass mother fuckers who don't understand that hey it's 2 fucking degrees,

North Dakota residents are very cold

by Turdy April 12, 2017

jeremy and dakota

Spectacular emotional pleasure, sheer love. Unconditional love; traveling sense and overwhelming desire to protect, experience and grow together. A true love

Jeremy and Dakota, are onto of loves mountian! Together Dakota Jeremy; genuine

by Jparr December 23, 2015