crusty cat

Dry Pussy.

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.

by Kagame Len March 9, 2016

Crusty Cunt

A cunt that is crusty, has mold or mildue on it.

OMFG, She has a crusty cunt!

by Aaron Joeseph June 11, 2003

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009