cross country 

A sport devised in such a manner as to be nothing more than a great and pointless load of self torture and hatred. A sport in which off-road one could get easily lost and eaten by wild animals. A sport in which the person who falls behind is behind and most likely stays behind FOREVER...like they never find him cuz he dies. A sport for the severely brain-damaged or the extremely brave. A sport in which the scoring...makes absolutely no sense and most of the time the runners dont even understand it. The highschool sport for the extremely uncordinated and super fit runner types.

Cross country - Running out into the desert...with no water...for miles.

Crazy?
Precisely.

cross country by zaralin April 6, 2011

cross dominance 

A Person who jacks off using the opposite hand of their dominant hand (i.e. using the right hand to masturbate when one is left-handed or vice versa).

Bitches love my cross dominance. It's cause my penis bends toward my dominant hand and I can use it to thrust and force her head onto my dick when she deepthroats me.

cross dominance by throwawayboy June 2, 2014

Cross Country 

easiest sport on the planet. running 10 miles daily is a piece of cake. the bad part is that not very many attractive chicks participate in it.

coach: You broke another school record.

athlete: wow. cross country is getting old.

Cross Country by igotit888 August 15, 2011

Cross Canadian Ragweed 

A band from Canada. All members are Canadian.

Hey, We're from Canada ay? -Cross Canadian Ragweed

Cross Canadian Ragweed by ReallyLegitName June 2, 2011

cross the floor

to interrup the proceedings of Parliament by preventing the MPs from speaking.

Do not cross the floor; let the Parliament run its course.

cross the floor by uttam maharjan May 12, 2010

Cross country 

Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.

Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”

Cross country by Brain_guyy October 14, 2018

Cross Country 

The biggest pussy sport on Earth, Cross Country is based solely on the principle of running away faster than anyone else. It is a sport engineered specifically for anyone who can't hit, score, or defend. Called X-Country by some enormous douche bags, participants are classified by their skinny builds and arrogant attitudes. They believe themselves to be the "toughest" athletes, despite the crippling effect a strained muscle, cramp, or bruise has on them.

"Erin bruised his toe, looks like he can't participate in any Cross Country events for six decades."

"Don't mind his cockiness, he's in Cross Country. I'll go back later and use the real athleticism I've learned from hockey and football to kick his ass."

Cross Country by akjc August 5, 2009