crispy

when you’re grump level is 5,000.

wow, jay is really crispy today.

by primeshields July 23, 2022

Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

Crispy End

A female friend who is most likely to partake in sexual acts with an elderly male.

“Sandra, such a gold digger, she loves her crispy ends!”

by Robynbanks September 9, 2021

Milky way crispy rolls

When you get dressed in your fave baggies and crop top.

Damn I have the milky way crispy rolls

by White Beyonce September 28, 2021

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

Crispy Revenge

Bad Music Taste.

Person 1: I listen to crappy remixes!
Person 2: EW! Crispy Revenge..

by dxshy-chan July 16, 2021