by Confirmed By The Law April 14, 2021
Get the Crackhead mug.You are a person who is named Emily, all your friends call you a crackhead.
Omg Emily you are such a crackhead.
Omg Emily you are such a crackhead.
by SimplyKristellx May 30, 2021
Get the crackhead mug.Anthony: why you ditching school
Dayanara: because I can
Anthony: wanna end up like that crackhead over there
Dayanara: eww no your gonna end up like him
Anthony: me? How your the one who be smoking weed with Abigail and Brenda
Dayanara: ok you do too tf
Dayanara: because I can
Anthony: wanna end up like that crackhead over there
Dayanara: eww no your gonna end up like him
Anthony: me? How your the one who be smoking weed with Abigail and Brenda
Dayanara: ok you do too tf
by chupa me las nalgas wey April 20, 2021
Get the Crackhead mug.Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.
by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025
Get the Remedial crackhead cluck mug.by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
Get the Crackhead mug.A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nick mug.Phrase (slang): Not all crackheads do crack
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Person 1: Why is he losing his mind over nothing ?
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
by DirtyDihhJohnathan December 21, 2025
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