When you say to a crackhead I’ll give you some money to suck your dick and as you are about to cum run away with your money in hand
I let a crackhead suck me off for money then as I came I ran away with my money in hand this is called an angry crackhead
by Angry crackhead August 27, 2021
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Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.
by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025
Get the Remedial crackhead cluck mug.by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
Get the Crackhead mug.A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nick mug.Phrase (slang): Not all crackheads do crack
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.
Person 1: Why is he losing his mind over nothing ?
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.
by DirtyDihhJohnathan December 21, 2025
Get the Not all crackheads do crack mug.Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023
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