COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

COVID-22

COVID in the year 2022, in coordination with COVID-20 and COVID-21.

COVID-22 is really hitting us hard this year.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.

Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.

by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020

COVID-19

SARS 2 the worst coronavirus with a high R 0

Ed spread COVID-19 to 6 people before he showed up as positive with the virus

by MJcloud November 5, 2020

Covid butt

During Lockdown 2020 a lot of people gained weight. Butts definitely go bigger. Once gyms opened back up people started exercising again, lost the weight, and got their shape back.

Baby what happened to your Covid butt? You've been in the gym.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker April 20, 2021

Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

by maccam December 9, 2021

Covid dissonance

Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.

by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020