Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

davids computer

An exploding computer

wow, there goes davids computer

by lololololololololo9lololo October 22, 2019

physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.

me and dan did some physical computing last night.

by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.

The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.

by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022