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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth
when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.

Chinee G 

The insipid, Asian influenced instrumental music on constant rotation at every suburban strip mall Pan-Asian joint. It is typically reminiscent of every Kenny G soprano sax song you hate, or Asian interpretation of Beatles’ songs.
The sound of that backlit fake waterfall is not enough to drown out the Chinee G.
Chinee G by Plasty 333 June 4, 2018

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.
“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

Chinese Garbage Picker 

When a native kid chills inside of a garbage can and searches it.
1: Theres a random wannabe chinese kid in my trash can
2: CHINESE GARBAGE PICKER ALERT

Chinese Market 

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.
I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there
Chinese Market by Captains knot October 16, 2018