Coffee Confident

Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.

Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!

by gdr4571 December 11, 2009

Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

by ajtothemax August 17, 2011

cowboy coffee

4 oz fresh coffee
4 oz Tennessee whiskey

Garrett: "How 'bouta cuppa cowboy coffee!?"

Will: "Daaaaaang."

by Double Dang March 1, 2010

ice coffee

Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.

This Dunkin Donuts ice coffee is sex in a cup

by StoneTear October 22, 2004

coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020