by ajtothemax August 13, 2011
decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)
Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.
by Zadok the Priest December 09, 2007
by Double Dang March 02, 2010
Coffee brewed hot then cooled down and put in a cup with ice. Optionally, tons of cream and sugar are added.
by StoneTear October 23, 2004
The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.
Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
by Tommyt September 25, 2014
Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.
by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021
The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.
Viva La TCC!
Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020