coconut-pilled

When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.

Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”

Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”

coconut-pilled

by Bolo99 July 5, 2024

coconut.......dixie

Tiktoker

coconut.......dixie Is a tiktoker

by Trashcan88 December 28, 2020

coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner

A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer

by domina-horchata November 6, 2022

coconutting

The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.

Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!

by coconuttingisfun August 6, 2017

coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers

Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?

by brugley August 21, 2021

Decimated Coconut

Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.

Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.

by Barney_el_cid December 8, 2020

Coconut

A simpleton. Represented by a coconut. Able to be dropped multiple times and still remain functional.

Hey, he's really to stupid to understand.What a fucking coconut.

by lollylandiz4amatuersivegtcandy January 12, 2021