A drink for a slave (BDSM)
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020
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I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
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Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.
Or
My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
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My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
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Get the Cocktail hour mug.The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.
Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.
You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.
Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.
Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.
You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.
Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.
Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.
Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.
Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.
Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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Mike: Bro what happened to you last night?
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
Dave: (In hysteria) She took everything...
Mike: Rebecca? W-w-what did she take?
Dave: (Still Crying) she took all my sperm... performing a Nevada Cocktail...
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