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chong

a disposable vape or e-cig.

eg elf or geek bar
can i use ur chong”

- “nah g its about to run out
by doldolly May 5, 2022
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chong

n. chong
vb. to chong, chonging

to vape, or juul (for the yankees)
usually refers to a fat tank, such as a chunky smok or Aspire mod
chad: yo, you got chong?
david: nah, but i was just chonging in the bathroom with Spike
by adesintern January 18, 2021
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The Chong

When you are about to orgasm and you shout/sing "Secret Tunnel" In the spirit of Chong from Avatar and orgasm in a different orifice. The weirder the orifice the more fun had!
"We were having a good time last night and then he did The Chong in my ear."
by pNeumatic December 17, 2020
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Ching Chong

Ching Chong or Ching Chang Chong are not to be said unless given authority by an Asian.
Also Ends with the word Wing and Wong
Random Guy walks up to Asian person.
The Guy: "Hey Ching Chong, go eat the dog Wing Wong"
Asian: "I'm gonna beat your ass if you don't skedaddle"
The Guy: "Ight, I don't want the smoke"
by aang01 October 30, 2023
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Miss Chong

A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.
Noat: Who's that teacher she seems nice!
Joel: Oh she is! That's Miss Chong
by Joelelellee February 14, 2019
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Cheech and Chong next movie

Cheech and Chong next movie. Beavis and butthead know how to make a comedic film. And they're not stoned.
I just saw Cheech and Chong next movie.

Wow! Dude! What was it like?

It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.

All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd July 22, 2020
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