Chong

A word most commonly used by fin caddell
Yes ladddd, I was changing on my Chong in the Chong shed the other day
by Megdoe October 19, 2021
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Miss Chong

A teacher with is very informative good at extremely cool. She may be harsh at times but she always means well.
Noat: Who's that teacher she seems nice!
Joel: Oh she is! That's Miss Chong
by Joelelellee February 14, 2019
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Cheech and Chong next movie. Beavis and butthead know how to make a comedic film. And they're not stoned.
I just saw Cheech and Chong next movie.

Wow! Dude! What was it like?

It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.

All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd July 22, 2020
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Chong

To smoke; usually a joint/spliff or blunt.
Friend 1 "That smells like some good weed man"

Friend 2 "It is! Here, have a chong of this!"
by pikypedia August 17, 2024
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Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
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the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.
japanese-chinese kid: hi!

legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.
mugGet the ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurandomug.

chong song

A song designed for, or perfect for listening too while you're chonged, often with lots of bass or echoing sound effects.
"Yo can you light the zoot?"
"yeah hang on lemme just put on a good chong song"
by Trippance McKenna February 3, 2021
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