Holy Chopped

When someone is very Chopped

Holy chopped Micah

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

Mizzi chopped

Someone that is so outrageously ugly that they are on par with mizzi (the celebrity)

Mizzi chopped

by Aleksandar Mizdrak April 29, 2025

Validly Chopped

When a person is “chopped,” but it is justified by a greater reason such as: Rich/Rich parents, or being a D1 athlete, etc…

Cam is Validly Chopped, because she is D1 in soccer.

Stacy is Validly Chopped, because her dad is a Tech CEO.

by Breck_Brady January 16, 2026

Stewy Chopped

When one man jerks off another man with one hand.

He stewy chopped him into submission.

by Stewy man February 14, 2026

Cailey Chopped

Cailey Chopped (adj.): Chopped to an unrecoverable degree. Not “kinda bad” permanently cooked.

Nahhh your fade is Cailey Chopped right now.

by BrooklynMets100 February 17, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026