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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
mugGet the Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantrymug.

cereal

my favorite cereal is fruit loops.
by charhlee duhmealeeo January 20, 2021
mugGet the cerealmug.

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel
“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes
by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018
mugGet the Towel Cerealmug.

cereal backwash

The part of dry cereal that ends up in the box rather than the inner bag due to slipshod pouring of said cereal.
This Fruit Loops box has some serious cereal backwash issues!
by ForestDad December 30, 2021
mugGet the cereal backwashmug.

Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal
Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)
by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Cereal Jackmug.

roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"
"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."
by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017
mugGet the roll cerealmug.

party cereal

1. A mixture of usually chips and soda in a bowl made out of the remaining food from a party.

2. A bowl of cereal that someone has made during a party that is passed around and collectively eaten by everyone.
1. Last night was crazy i woke up a noon and made some party cereal!
2. Someone brought some cereal to the party, they didn't expect it to become party cereal and punched me when i went in for a bite!
by SuperMegaLlama July 11, 2016
mugGet the party cerealmug.

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