carrot dogging 

A communications instructor/furniture store employee inserts a carrot in his rectum and proceeds to take it out, put it in a bun, and eats it.

Did you see Marcus carrot dogging in the above ground pool tonight?

carrot dogging by Secondwifejulia July 1, 2017

carrot fuck 

having sex with a ginger, often a guy.

Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...

Suzie: so you carrot fucked?

carrot fuck by OofyGoofy5151 June 7, 2018

Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

Carrot by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

Carrot by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019

Carroting 

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

Carroting by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019

carrot philp 

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

carrot philp by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.

Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”

carrot by ava609 March 29, 2020