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BETA Guilt

The half second of fleeting guilt an alpha male feels as he out lifts a once equal bro before his instincts kick in and he adds another plate his bench press to cement his pack leader status.
Out lifting my best friend left me with a ton of BETA guilt, but it had to be done.
by AlphaBro88 August 1, 2017
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beta cloud

compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 8, 2017
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beta game

Things a guy does or says to try to impress a liberal girl.
Hey Mark, I'm flying into NYC for the weekend. Do you know any places to pick up chicks?

Yeah, That place is crawling with tail, but you better work on your beta game as 80% of those dumb ho's voted for Hillary.
by alphaBloodLines October 10, 2017
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Beptacular

To drink and or under the influence thereof such said alcoholic beverages in a state of euphoria
“After a couple of drinks I’m feeling Beptacular
by kxng jxmes February 11, 2018
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Beta male prime

A former unremarkable man that uses his superior brain power to supplement his lacking virtues of an Alpha male to be on par or close to an Alpha in either physical prowess, charisma, etc.

They are still too socially awkward or lame to be considered an Alpha but, to the lame man they can pass as one.
Friend 1: Dude, that guy is such a beta male.

Friend 2: But look at his gains tho, he is definitely a beta male prime.

Friend1: You right!
by Kitchen Prayer July 22, 2018
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bertaly

Bertaly is an amazing kindhearted, sweet smart funny person. She is always there when you may need her and is always someone you can count on for advice. But just because she looks cute doesn’t mean she’s dangerous watch out because Bertaly can sometimes be dangerous at hitting people....Anyways if you ever find a Bertaly she’s different and will love you in a different way than other people do she goes over the top sometimes but is still amazing. If you ever have her as a girlfriend you are so lucky because she’ll try anything to make you happy and will always be by your side and loyal. A Bertaly is rare though so if you do have one your really lucky.
Person: We should surprise Bertaly!
Me: NO WAY SHE’LL ATTACK ME!
Person: Jumps on Bertaly like a hug

Bertaly: Elbows person...oops

Me: Told you so
by Potato Friend o February 22, 2019
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Beta tester

Person 1 - What do you do for a living?

Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.
by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
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