The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008
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1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
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by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009
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Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
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by NikkiP May 28, 2011
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