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beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010
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Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.
Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.
by jesus peatz March 23, 2010
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beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?
He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc
by ingle1 June 24, 2010
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Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
by dee-rock May 16, 2010
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Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.
Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.
by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011
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Beerable

A word describing the need to have a few beers before finding a person doable
Would you tap that?
Meh, she's beerable
by Schu5t3r December 10, 2011
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