Backspoon

The opposite of spooning. Laying or sleeping next to someone with only your butts touching.

Jack was such a D, he backspooned me the whole night.

by JBROCK January 20, 2009

backstage

In Disney theme parks, this is the area where guests are not allowed, tucked away behind indescript doors and curtains. In reality, these areas are usually quite ugly, disgusting, and very unkempt. This is also where you see many a cast member doing what they normally are not allowed to do onstage: eat, drink, smoke, use the restroom, talk on their cell phones, talk about their personal lives, be unfriendly.

See also: cast member, guest, Fastpass, onstage, lead

I need to go backstage for a minute to answer my phone.

by amg May 2, 2003

barkshard

to expel fecal matter through the anus while simultaneously barking.

"Last night around the campfire, your English bulldog barksharded all over my leg."

by polleyoo September 6, 2011

backstage queenie

A hot chick whos backstge at a rockabilly or psycho show.She always makes a scene and wants to take you to wonderland probly too good for you.

She rides a Coupe DeVile, shes so hard to maintain, backstage queenie why did you have to leave?

by Graverobben Ghoul January 11, 2008

backstage showoff

somebody who shows off in everyday conversation without bluntly bragging.

I was soooo mad I couldn't run a 5:00 minute mile. I was so far off (10 seconds) - Kenzo Esquivel
Wow what a backstage showoff - Mr. T

by Kesquievel February 20, 2011

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011

Backseat Drinker

1. A college senior who encourages underclassmen to get messed up
2. Someone who encourages everyone else at a party to get wasted and doesn't really drink much theirself

I got so wasted this weekend....all my friend's fault, he's such a backseat drinker.

by sutf October 13, 2011