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bar shuffle 

A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?

Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
bar shuffle by Salty fish November 9, 2017
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bar of it 

not taking a bar of it means; not taking your shit/not wanting to hear it.
bloke 1 - “you’re so shit at everything”
bloke 2 - “Fuck off, I don’t want a bar of it”
bar of it by dad2staunch August 10, 2018
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Bar floozy

A black haired whore that stays at the bar and leaves her child with anyone that will watch him maybe even a sex offender
Bar floozy by Chickennnnnnsssssss November 3, 2019
When you repeatedly hit someone in the head with a crow bar for participating in an act your did not personally like
My aunt got me some fucking clothes for my birthday for i had to bar up a bitch
bar up by charles man May 6, 2007
A Bar Star is someone who frequently takes the prescription drug called Xanax. This provides a feeling of extreme relaxation and you do not remember most of the things you do.

People frequently take Xanax before drinking because it increases the effects of alcohol.
"Hey Will, wanna cop some bars for this week so we can blackout every day?"

"Louis, you've taken 4 bars everyday for the past 4 months... You're such a bar star."

"Lets put bars in the bottles at the club tonight so all the girls blackout and we can rape them!"
Bar Star by King Bar Star December 4, 2012
A coin-operated pool table, usually in a bar.
Let's go play pool somewhere else, I hate this Bar Box.
Bar Box by EasyT109 August 18, 2007

bar mitzvah mustache 

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
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