by OG Silly Billy April 20, 2024

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites
"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"
by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

The first campaign mission of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. In this mission you get super sick exo boots that gives you Jump Boost III. After fighting with some bad guys you enter a heli with your homie but something goes wrong and ur homie pushes you out of the heli. After a bit the heli explodes and one part of it comes FLYING to your arm and literally cuts it clean off, F for that guy's arm. Then you go to a funeral that tells you to press f to pay respects (F). Then you get invited to Atlas and the story continues on, (btw you get a prosthetic arm)
by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

*A*ffluent *W*hite *F*eminista *Ü*ber *L*efty An insufferably clueless, ideologically certified X-Chromosomal Unit who's comically myopic opinions are selected solely from the Despicable Lefty World View Cafeteria, ergo, have no standing in a fact-based Universe.
Definition by Cornelius Gotchberg
Definition by Cornelius Gotchberg
by Cornelius Gotchberg December 20, 2024

The coolest person you know. Most likely the living incarnation of the mighty god of awesomeness. Often this person will have an optimistic perspective on life and be constantly flocked by the worshippers that the Awe has used his/her mind powers to befriend.
Look, there is the Awe......I have a sudden compulsion to go up to them and hope some of their awesomeness rubs off on me.
by Banaki October 15, 2015

by Ionaismean April 8, 2019

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.
When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.
by featheredserpent March 31, 2025
