wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015

Nigga in a can

When a can is only filled with black but if it opens it's eyes and mouth then you can see it

My nigga in a can is black

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020

can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do

Ugh she’s such a paint can

by Paint can May 28, 2019

Garbage Canning

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.

"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can

by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012