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crocodile arms

(since crocodiles have short arms): the short end of the stick, i.e the worst possible deal, (among those acceptable to you) that is being offered.
if you are being offered multiple deals all of which are morally, socially or culturally unacceptable to you, its better to walk away from them all, and instead, get a crocodile arms type of deal. as the saying goes you can't have your cake and eat it too, but at least you get something
by Sexydimma September 22, 2016
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Arm Pilot

Using a marker and your arm to keep schedules, appointments, phone numbers, shopping lists, and other notes.

Like a Palm Pilot, but the ink won't wear off as quick.
do you have a sharpie? I need to take this number down on my arm pilot.
by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008
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Brotherly Arms

The act of jacking off your brother because he has no arms.
1. My brother was in Nam so now I am his brotherly arms.
by sundance1234 May 11, 2014
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arm-monkey

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.
*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<
by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009
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arm-candy

Someone that walks next to you while you walk in a public place to impress or make yourself seem more presentable.
Molly used Matt as her arm-candy in school to impress Colin.
by Bocks123 April 29, 2019
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farm arms

A woman's arms that are made for workin' the farm...big, strong, utilitarian.
by nadine November 3, 2003
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Insta arms

The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.
Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?

No Kev, let me guess insta arms?

Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....

(Chris roles eyes)
by FoxMulder69 December 8, 2018
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